Stanley, Willis, and the Bucky Cowch with Helga
Helga's cowches are lush and furry life-size soft sculpture floor pillows. Each cowch is handmade, signed and numbered. Each cowch is made in the likeness of a real cow that was or is a resident of Helga's sanctuary! Helga does not use any real cow parts in her artwork.
Each cowch can be made in three sizes: newborn (3 feet), yearling (5 feet) and adult (8 feet). Prices range from $300 to $800 (the purchase of a cowch is not a tax-deductible expense). Cowches can also be customized for any special purpose. Since each of Helga's creations is custom-designed, it is best for you to call Helga at 856-455-6637 and describe your request to her. You may also send an e-mail to Helga at her e-mail address: firstname.lastname@example.org. Helga can also be reached by mail at: P. O. Box 227, Shiloh, NJ 08353, U.S.A.
And, WAIT! Helga now also makes rats! Lots of different kinds of rats! And she sells them for $10 each! Best of all, each cowch comes with a free rat! See the gallery below for a selection of cowches and rats!
|The Surprise cowch and the real Surprise with his mother|
|The Harvey cowch and the real Harvey with Helga|
|The Charlie cowch and the real Charlie|
|The Beatrice cowch and the real Beatrice|
|The Bucky cowches and the real Bucky|
|All cowches are custom-made but here is an example of a very
special custom request.
Shown below, with Helga and Harvey, is the "Gateway" cowch made for Gateway Computers in 1994.
|And finally, Helga's many rats!|